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Force Demotivational Poster


SPECIAL FORCES - No Yellow Busses Here Thank You




PREDICTION - You'd think with all those weather ballons We'd be better at predicting the weather


TAGS: weather usairforce
Rating: 4.72/5

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Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 1:02 pm, #250115
You wouldn't see a B2 on radar...Hell you can only hear it after it has passed over you.
PixieRose - June 2, 2011, 9:46 am, #219491
now now...i think the Air force is on to something...wait for it...nope..they're just wannabe weathermen..so disappointed
Brawler - June 1, 2011, 4:07 am, #219429
Kinda like the gun-illiterate.. For him every gun is a Glock.. even if it is a GAU-8:D
Jeder - June 1, 2011, 12:05 am, #219426
Second Object Row two, thats not a weather ballon, thats Swamp gas


Conspiracy -


TAGS: force ufo aliens alien funny government military
Rating: 2.87/5

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Suh-weet - November 24, 2008, 4:33 pm, #39431
What's a Motifake? Some kind of weather balloon? HAHAH... Too easy. =[
United States Air Force - November 12, 2008, 10:57 pm, #35918
There was never a Motifake #30121, understand?


CLOSE AIR SUPPORT - When Army strong isn't quite strong enough


TAGS: a 10 army air force plane war cool strong close air support military
Rating: 2.77/5

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RUTT - September 23, 2009, 8:23 pm, #121213
The A-10 Warthogs in AF, were Army when I was there last.
CAS - February 25, 2009, 7:48 pm, #61927
It is easy to defend the dead with the fault of the living, but when the after action report states that the enemy was about to breach the line and he called the strike on himself simply says he is hero and that is what we do
LogicDude - December 10, 2008, 3:01 pm, #43365
A-10 pilots rarely have to buy the drinks when they go into Army bars...we love the Warthog!
.. - November 10, 2008, 11:56 pm, #35274
friendly fire anyone?
Airman - September 8, 2008, 5:24 pm, #19787
A-10 ftw
MadMSG - August 27, 2008, 2:13 am, #16974
AFJ, Good natured inter-service ribbing isn't bagging on my ground-based warfighting brethren. Nor does it diminish the outstanding missions they accomplish. Joking among the services is a long held tradition, maybe you're just too thensitive. It's a joke
AFJ - August 11, 2008, 5:08 pm, #13831
Way to be a douche and bag on the service of your comrades
RubberDucky - August 10, 2008, 1:05 am, #13500
I agree
Erm - August 7, 2008, 3:22 am, #12989
Always a**uming that rocket is being fired at the enemy of course


POPE DARTH VADER - The power of the force compels you !


TAGS: pope darth vader force compels
Rating: 3.87/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 1, 2012, 6:36 pm, #240332
Has anyone else accepted Luke Skywalker as their personal savior?
Budog - April 6, 2012, 8:30 pm, #232856
It is the Pope of the Empire I believe...
Bolverk37782 - April 6, 2012, 10:47 am, #232836
Is that a Coptic or Greek Orthodox Pope??


DOUBLE TAP... -


TAGS: airforce military weapon bomb
Rating: 4.92/5

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ICEMAN - January 11, 2011, 6:06 pm, #209671
You're coming in 5x5.


WAR - it's hell




WHEN DIPLOMATS FAIL - There's ALWAYS the United States Navy


TAGS: navy violence force military kill
Rating: 4.19/5

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RetiredUSNChief - September 14, 2010, 10:57 pm, #193881
GO NAVY! :)~
guyfox - September 14, 2010, 9:11 pm, #193853
wicked jester..............boo yah


YOU CAN GO ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS... -


TAGS: the force star wars owls iceman
Rating: 4.8/5

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ICEMAN - December 14, 2011, 11:13 pm, #226628
There were owls in Star Wars? ;)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 14, 2011, 4:56 pm, #226620
I always like a Star Wars referrence.


THE FORCE IS POWERFUL - But does not stand a chance against Google


TAGS: force powerful google search androids
Rating: 4.69/5

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KaneKrueger - September 29, 2011, 12:24 am, #224616
This is not the google you're using.


THE FAIL - runs strong in you




LAW ENFORCEMENT - Every profession has their focus and priorities ...


TAGS: law enforcement focus and priorities
Rating: 4.52/5

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Budog - March 23, 2012, 11:03 pm, #231932
I actually have great respect for law enforcement, they have a tough, dangerous job and very few people likes a cop until they need one. This one was too good to pass up though.
ughomer - March 22, 2012, 8:21 pm, #231863
Hilarious Budog!
carebear - March 22, 2012, 4:39 pm, #231843
(carebear BANNED)


HOW DO YOU KNOW -


TAGS: airforce pilots humble
Rating: 4.73/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 2:19 am, #241671
In that case, I got to get new friends! Lol


THE AIR FORCE - For the guys that couldn't fly in the Marines


TAGS: air force marine fly marines
Rating: 3.24/5

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EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 10:15 am, #246740
Air Force: Brave enough to land at higher speeds on weak landing gear.
spindle - June 25, 2011, 3:30 pm, #220561
Right...and TC is a ***k anyway.
rerun - June 22, 2011, 5:47 pm, #220410

agree 100%
chase3597 - June 20, 2011, 9:01 pm, #220325
who cares its not like anyone watches this movie any way so stop over reacting
jfloate - June 20, 2011, 1:17 pm, #220308
This is Navy aircraft you dumbass!


TALENT - The ability to spot a woman in a bikini at 3 nautical miles can't be taught in flight school.




MEXICANS IN THE AIRFORCE - Saving money by eliminating the need for seating


TAGS: mexican airforce airplane
Rating: 2.98/5

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will - July 5, 2009, 6:42 pm, #93533
acutally i tihnk yo u will find that is in fact the elite mexican parachute regiment


DARK THE OTHER SIDE IS -


TAGS: yoda star wars toast force
Rating: 4.56/5

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jameswnash - September 23, 2010, 9:12 pm, #195224
brilliant
forseti - September 23, 2010, 12:46 am, #195114
thx everybody. I really wondered that this wasn't done before.
AdmiralAckbar - September 22, 2010, 9:42 pm, #195078
^get
AdmiralAckbar - September 22, 2010, 9:38 pm, #195076
still smiling. I met the guy once, he would not it.
crankyhead - September 22, 2010, 8:36 pm, #195068
Love it.
Faceplant31 - September 22, 2010, 6:26 pm, #195059
i chuckled, 5L foreskin


DEAR VETERANS - Thanks for your service. YOU ROCK!!!


TAGS: air force army coast guard marine navy soldier sailor airman service veteran patriot bravery honor courage
Rating: 4.05/5

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redpoetnight - June 19, 2014, 3:23 pm, #255364
CG here - You're welcome, and thanks for standing by us.
Ed-Hyde - November 12, 2009, 7:35 am, #136054
You're welcome
spacedog - November 11, 2009, 8:32 pm, #135904
All the best to all our veterans; Canadian, American and our allies. Thank you all.


TROOP SUPPORT - A liberal Congress will always fail the military


TAGS: congress obama election army air force military mccain democrats
Rating: 3.25/5

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WTFO - June 12, 2012, 2:02 am, #236197
Thanks to your father for his service.
Jenna3220 - June 4, 2012, 9:19 pm, #235813
As the daughter of a US Army General, I can't agree more.
TheTrashHeap - June 1, 2010, 11:30 pm, #178784
Shhhhhhhhh calm down fella. It's ok, it's ok. It's gonna be alright, just step off the soapbox and put down the megaphone. Move your cursor up to the address bar nice and slow... easy does it, type in WWW.politifake.org and be at peace with your own kind.
zentiger - June 1, 2010, 10:16 pm, #178782
I think the Senate Armed Services Committee did that by not allowing for adequate armor on the Army's Humvees.
art - January 22, 2010, 5:57 pm, #153767
And a republican president and congress will start wars that have no possible positive outcome. Way to wreck our country and the rest of the world even more.
Bartimaeus - September 26, 2009, 2:02 pm, #121917
OMG! Is that dual-shock (Playstation) controller on his gun! I'll join the NRA if they give me one like that!
Bah - September 26, 2009, 2:00 pm, #121916
In German politics, both the liberals and the conservatives are called "Democrats". Your comment is historical ignorance at best.
Portgas D. Ace - September 16, 2009, 3:59 pm, #118401
It's called Dagger-Stab-Legend. Facists kept telling the german army was never defeated in WWI, only Democrats (Germany was a monarcy and military dictatorship at that time) caused the leadership to surrender. This pic is historical ignorance at its best.
_ - June 29, 2009, 1:43 am, #91447
Repubs always yell "support the troops", but they cut back on things like the funds for the Department of Veterans Affairs, and the VA med system.
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 1:37 am, #76057
The picture shows the military being stabbed in the back. How you tie that to German fascism and then equate that facism to Reps is a huge stretch at best. At worst, it's an ignorant lie, Someone. Take your pick.
Someone - April 25, 2009, 5:12 pm, #75396
This picture contains german fascistic elements. The knife to the back is something they made propaganda with after WWI. So... Republicans = Fascists?
WTFO - January 31, 2009, 12:10 am, #56066
HtD, I had no idea I was so prolific. That's great! There are definitely folks here that need to have their eyes opened to what's going on. Thanks for the encouragement, I'm inspired to make more now.
HtD - January 30, 2009, 7:32 pm, #56016
Haha, I like my chances then.
LogicDude - January 30, 2009, 8:14 am, #55825
HtD, 90% of all statistics are made up, but 70% of made up statistics are true 43.5% of the time. Statistically speaking.
HtD - January 30, 2009, 1:18 am, #55799
You take it to a point of obsession. 80% of all political posters on this site are created by you. According to statistics I made up.
WTFO - January 29, 2009, 11:53 pm, #55782
No crying on this end. For clarification, I don't hate Dems, I disagree with their socialist policies. Get your facts straight, please. Thanks.
HtD - January 29, 2009, 6:51 pm, #55730
WTFO, stop crying already. We get it. You hate democrats.
barockeva - January 7, 2009, 6:27 pm, #50198
Nuke Mecca!
Elder God Douchebag - January 7, 2009, 9:45 am, #50034
I honestly think Lewis Black said it best when he said that if we're going to beat the terrorists, we need to be crazier then they are. We need to elect a dead president.
Isaac - January 7, 2009, 3:27 am, #49956
Terrorists will never be defeated. Look at the Nazi's 60some years after the end of ww2 and there's still plenty of them. You can no more defeat terrorism then you can religion.
Matters_Not - January 7, 2009, 3:10 am, #49948
well said my good man......well said.
WTFO - January 7, 2009, 12:39 am, #49933
...your freedom to be as ignorant as possible.
WTFO - January 7, 2009, 12:39 am, #49931
...Put down the bong, dumbass. Morons like yourself try to blame the US for being attacked instead of realizing that the terrorists are psych**ic and can't be reasoned with. They can only be eliminated. Enjoy your dreamworld. Real men will still protect y
WTFO - January 7, 2009, 12:37 am, #49930
Barokeva/John/Andrew/Quincy, or whatever. How about ignorant a** hole? You think if the US just lays down our weapons the world will follow and we can all live in peace?
Quincy - January 5, 2009, 5:13 am, #49424
And if we would just let the terrorists fight Israel, we wouldn't have them wanting to fight us. Our undying support of Israel is the whole reason the terrorists hate us so much.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 5:10 am, #49423
well no **** murder is wrong!!!! you get a gold star for the day. i dont support murder. i support fighting in their back yard as opposed to yours and mine
Andrew - January 5, 2009, 5:05 am, #49420
I do not, no. Unlike militant political like yourself, I do not see things in only absolutes. The use of deadly force, whether it be by terrorists or insurgents is wrong. American or Al-qaeda, murder is murder. By using their means you are no better then
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 5:02 am, #49419
but you support the poor insurgents who are being detained for straping bombs to their children to blow up Iraqi police officers dont you
George - January 5, 2009, 4:55 am, #49413
Why would Karma get me? I'm not such a bad fellow. I don't support the murderous rampage our government is going on.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:50 am, #49409
fair enough dude.......you'll get yours. karma is gonna come back to you and make it count
Collin - January 5, 2009, 4:43 am, #49404
It's just a word. Words only hurt if you're a whiny little b****.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:41 am, #49403
i guess so...since you think its cool to drop that word. no one is censoring you. its a request.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:23 am, #49395
jim no matter how many times you change your allias....we know its you bob/john/barockeva ect. your a troop hating liberal poser. and dont drop the N bomb on this site. i saw it on another one of your posts.
Jim - January 5, 2009, 4:14 am, #49390
You're* And what true colors? That I'm just a random ***k on the internet pissing you off? How is that not something great to be?
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:13 am, #49389
your not writing ****! your not an author, your a phony who is attempting to save face by switching allias's to hide your true colors.
John - January 5, 2009, 4:08 am, #49386
Basically, it's all kinds of fun information about how people on the internet act when you piss on their parade.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:05 am, #49385
well whats it about John?
barockeva - January 5, 2009, 4:04 am, #49383
I haven't really thought of a title yet. Probably wont have one till it's done. Don't worry, I'll tell you when it is. I know how much you love my writing.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:03 am, #49382
or you could title it john aswell!
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:01 am, #49381
so are you gonna title it barockeva...or....bob.....or....bob sanction? and will it have pop out pages and a maze? dont forget the coloring section.
barockeva - January 5, 2009, 3:56 am, #49379
Nah. Working on my next book.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 3:51 am, #49374
like what? think of other ways to convince yourself that you have a life?
barockeva - January 5, 2009, 3:48 am, #49372
Pretty much. It gets quite entertaining. I'd post more but I have other things I have to do during the day.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 3:21 am, #49354
clever. but im on to you. your not gonna do ****. yer gonna keep posting bull**** on this site until rush hour hits again tommorow
barockeva - January 5, 2009, 3:07 am, #49352
Well. I had fun playing in traffic, but it got boring after a while. Maybe I'll become an imperialistic nation like the US and start invading countries!
Matters_Not - December 30, 2008, 2:20 am, #47518
remember my what? im lost.
Matters_Not - December 30, 2008, 2:20 am, #47517
remember my what? im lost.
Sean - December 30, 2008, 2:11 am, #47514
oh man, that's a false dich**omy: he can do both. remember yer Rand, dude, Ayn Rand.
Matters_Not - December 30, 2008, 2:06 am, #47510
Yer digging yerself a hole Barockeva. just stfu. or go play in traffic.
barockeva - December 30, 2008, 1:58 am, #47508
Well we should have just let the Soviets have it. If the Republicans weren't such imperialist ***ks it wouldnt have mattered. God forbid anyone but the US have any power.
WTFO - December 28, 2008, 12:37 am, #47146
Wow, major typo. Change that to "a complete MISunderstanding of historical facts". Sorry.
WTFO - December 27, 2008, 11:33 pm, #47131
barockeva, you should be corrected. A democratic Congress in the 80's didn't fund the clean up and rebuilding effort in Afghan. As you have all over this site, you've shown a complete understanding of historical facts.
Matters_Not - December 25, 2008, 2:00 am, #46562
way to go a**f***s. kick the troops in the shin and then run away. nice!
barockeva - December 23, 2008, 2:46 pm, #46269
And Reagan is the one that abandoned the muslim fighters after ***king around in Afghanistan to piss them off enough to attack the US in the first place.
WTFO - December 14, 2008, 12:59 am, #44297
You are truly clueless. Clinton was the one who didn't take daily intel reports from the CIA. There wasn't actionable intel available for anyone to stop 9-11. Get a glass of your Kool-Aid and read the Commission's report.
barockeva - December 13, 2008, 1:01 pm, #44196
And if it wasnt for Bushs war path, we wouldnt have gone to Iraq in the first place. If he hadnt ignored intel 9/11 wouldnt have happened.
WTFO - December 7, 2008, 10:15 pm, #42710
...which left our intel capabilities much weaker by the time Bush took office. Finally, I get sick of ignorant people trying to say the war was wrong when they didn't see the classified info that Bush and Congress used to make their decisions
WTFO - December 7, 2008, 10:13 pm, #42708
Some fact that Zed conviently omitted. Armor and troops weren't ready because Clinton underfunded the military by huge margins throughout the 90's. He also dismantled CIA Human Intel programs...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 7, 2008, 2:54 pm, #42607
Dido? I like her; I have her first album.
Matters_Not - December 7, 2008, 1:39 am, #42493
f***in Dido!
WTFO - December 7, 2008, 1:20 am, #42484
Zed, SHUT THE f*** UP! You bother me boy.
Zed - December 5, 2008, 7:55 pm, #42228
WTFO, it was Bush & Cheney who sent them in without adequate armor for themselves or their vehicles, and then cut funding to the VETERANS ADMINISTRATION HOSPITALS to pay for their suicidal little war. Man, you Republifags just love to re-write histor


AIR FORCE TRAINING -




AIR FORCE - "Fit to Sit"


TAGS: air force
Rating: 2.92/5

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Elder God Douchebag - January 17, 2009, 11:38 pm, #52671
They do have the subtle poisoning down to a fine art, though. I figure 5 or 10 more years, some of the population will be kinda sick for a few days. Just like they planned it.
WTFO - January 17, 2009, 11:32 pm, #52664
WvO, Here's a fact for you. China doesn't currently have a landing force capable of taking Taiwan. They wouldn't have a chance against us.
Sauce? - January 17, 2009, 6:30 pm, #52622
That's because they use cannon fodder tactics. Besides we kicked their a** once and we'll do it again. We only stopped because we didn't feel like fighting a 3rd country at the time.
Willem van Oranje - January 17, 2009, 5:30 pm, #52615
Funny, China could use an army that has 1 soldier to every U.S. citizen. Oh, and dont think your nukes will save you, China has them aswell.
LogicDude - January 17, 2009, 5:00 pm, #52600
Annnnd because they'd get their a** handed to them on a paper plate (we wouldn't want to dirty the good china).
Willem van Oranje - January 17, 2009, 6:56 am, #52543
No one invades America cause a land invasion is kinda hard and no one is interested in your sorry excuse for an economy and industry
xxx - January 17, 2009, 6:55 am, #52542
well, there have been many attacks on usa.... but then those were "terrorists". its ok when usa attacks, bad when someone attacks usa.... cool isnt it?
LogicDude - December 30, 2008, 10:21 am, #47568
We kick major a**. No one has enough cojones to try to invade us, nor will they ever so long as we remain a strong country. If folks like barock-o-Bob ran things, we'd be speaking Farsi.
Matters_Not - December 30, 2008, 2:13 am, #47515
hey bob/barockeva, why do think there hasent been a force on force attack in so many years on American soil........duh. i'll tell you why. cause our Air Force is the best in the world. if you control the sky, you control the battlefield...Fact!
Bob - December 30, 2008, 2:06 am, #47509
When's the last time the military repelled an attack on American soil?
Nayvee guy - July 20, 2008, 4:18 am, #10364
When was the last time the chairforce saved anything?
Air Force Brat - June 24, 2008, 1:52 am, #6839
You say that now but when they save your sorry a** you'll be thankful.
Captain Whitey - May 8, 2008, 12:30 pm, #3077
Love it.


THE FORCE - otherwise known as AAA


TAGS: aaa force starwars
Rating: 4.44/5

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spacedog - December 3, 2010, 5:20 pm, #205300
Nicely played.


CHOICE -


TAGS: choice better bad forced good
Rating: 4.8/5

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gas - January 26, 2012, 2:18 pm, #228163
That remembers me an episode of Breaking Bad: "I accept who I am. I'm the bad guy". 5L!


MAJOR CLARK GABLE - Made 42 Movies, won the Academy Award in 1935. THEN joined the Air Force and flew combat missions over Nazi Germany. That's a Leading Man.


TAGS: wwii veteran air force
Rating: 4.73/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 24, 2011, 6:33 pm, #226917
Hey! There was no "Air Force" back then! There was the Army Air Corps.
EmilioDumphque - December 24, 2011, 6:32 pm, #226916
Oops. I thought he was tail-gunner in a Navy Privateer. (B-24 variant)


Weather Balloons -


TAGS: force armed forces military cover up
Rating: 3.1/5

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agdaniele - June 9, 2010, 8:34 pm, #179697
never doubt the aggster.
matt - February 8, 2009, 5:31 pm, #57887
batman has a bat-weather balloon!


2010 DEFENSE BUDGET - Due to the economic downturn, F-22 stealth technology will now be replaced by a more cost efficient model.


TAGS: economy usaf air force f 22 jet plane car
Rating: 2.47/5

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Guitboxer - July 29, 2009, 8:07 pm, #102043
Sorry for being a douche, but those are F-15 tailfins
HAHA - May 29, 2009, 8:05 pm, #82956
Thanks too Nobamma. The worlds a safer place yeah right b****.


US AIR FORCE - Bullets? Who needs bullets?


TAGS: us air force bullets war terrorism
Rating: 3.87/5

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Underthetable - September 28, 2011, 12:55 pm, #224597
Yeah I'm hearing it
hangmanheadphones - October 6, 2010, 2:41 am, #196924
I think I need this for a few people in my area.
Anon - October 10, 2009, 6:34 pm, #125604
Anyone else hearing the Sonic 1 boss music?


US NAVY - Looks like they took that advice from the Air Force


TAGS: navy air force military
Rating: 3.2/5

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Treehodger - February 14, 2010, 1:19 am, #157975
Tiger Woods, Navy and Air Force? Clearly I missed something here. It's not fair to lower the rating because I don't understand it, so no vote from me. : /


CIVILIAN SECURITY FORCE - Hitler had a Civilian Security Force too!!! They were called Nazis!!!!


TAGS: obama nazi security force
Rating: 2.18/5

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HAHA - April 12, 2009, 1:48 am, #72419
This pic is dead on.
Elder God Douchebag - March 9, 2009, 10:26 am, #64613
Mainly because I don't feel like sifting through the comments to see if it was corrected, but the Nazis were the political party, not the security force. That was the SS. I dub Gman a full-fledged retard.
Marduke - March 9, 2009, 10:11 am, #64611
Foreign Service personel who work the US Embassies overseas. When did he ever say these would be armed militarily or have any police like powers. Rep. Paul Broun shold get his head outta his a** for even trying to link this together.
Marduke - March 9, 2009, 10:06 am, #64610
gman, Comparing the POTUS to Hitler is about as dumb as it can get. Also get your facts straight, Obama wasn't talking about a military force, but beefing up the Peace Corps and USA Freedom Corps, which btw is a Bush initiative. And about beefing up...
HtD - March 9, 2009, 2:13 am, #64565
WTFO, clever. But you can't blame him. He is looking pretty fly right now. And Mark, good point.
Mark - March 9, 2009, 1:50 am, #64552
Hey HtD - That wasn't a non-sequitur. It was pretty funny.
WTFO - March 9, 2009, 1:48 am, #64548
HtD. I believe he shops at Marx 'r' Us.
WTFO - March 9, 2009, 1:47 am, #64547
agdaniele, it took me a couple of reads but when I got it, it made me laugh. Unfortunately, it came with a rather graphic image too.
HtD - March 9, 2009, 1:33 am, #64538
Where does Obama keep getting all these cool hats?
agdaniele - March 9, 2009, 1:24 am, #64534
You're very wrong, WTFO... I'd guess that it will make a shloshing sound at best.
WTFO - March 8, 2009, 11:43 pm, #64503
Our role is to protect the nation as a whole versus patrolling streets.
WTFO - March 8, 2009, 11:42 pm, #64502
Again with a stupid comment, Timmy-B? The military performs outstanding missions every day. However, it is not our role to protect civilians. If it was then the USA would be under martial law. Pull your head outta ur a**. It'll make a loud "POP" when u do
barockeva - March 8, 2009, 5:47 am, #64356
If the military would do their job, they wouldn't need a different force to protect civilians.


A DICTIONARY - The Jedi would still be alive if they had only looked up the meaning of the word 'Balance'




UNITED STATES AIR FORCE - Military flexibility. Improvise, adapt and overcome


TAGS: u s air force flexibility
Rating: 4.38/5

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Airman - June 14, 2011, 2:02 pm, #219984
exactly


(CH)AIR FORCE - Fit to Fight!!! ...Yeah, right!!!


TAGS: air force
Rating: 2.09/5

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quimera - June 6, 2009, 10:53 am, #84712
Fight to Fit
army - June 1, 2009, 6:51 pm, #83642
fit to fight their way into the chow hall.


THE FORCE - It just doesn’t work in real life


TAGS: force
Rating: 4.09/5

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HOLIDAY DECORATIONS -


TAGS: happy holidays from the satanic nuns and the motifake assault lesbian taskforce assignment for october 31 christmas
Rating: 3.7/5

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Treehodger - January 14, 2010, 6:00 pm, #152855
I'm a bit scared to think what they do in ***...
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 7:49 pm, #132794
and a bit scary
CANADA - October 31, 2009, 7:45 pm, #132793
thats h**
amina - October 31, 2009, 6:56 pm, #132790
What a wondeful christmas tree
spacedog - October 31, 2009, 6:19 pm, #132786
Always the back, never the front.*sigh* Love it BoR.
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 7:59 am, #132591
LMAO...5 hanging Poodles


MEN OF THE US AIR FORCE -


TAGS: us air force men gift to women
Rating: 2.77/5

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temp - October 4, 2009, 6:42 pm, #123895
Is it me or is she a little cross-eyed. Like she's trying real hard to see what's there. I think maybe she changed her mind because it also looks like she's covering up.
FrankY - September 30, 2009, 10:22 am, #122863
For what I've seen Ron mix nice and funny posters with these patriotic (stupid) stuff. Sorry, I prefer the others, with all respect.
Airman - September 28, 2009, 10:49 am, #122370
truer words were never spoken Mr. Ron. 5L
LogicDude - September 28, 2009, 7:52 am, #122326
"Almost" only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades Woody.
Woodywood03a - September 28, 2009, 1:33 am, #122274
Uh... That is almost a NSFW. Really man!!!!
WTFO2 - September 28, 2009, 12:14 am, #122261
We aim high and those of us in Space, send them into orbit.
Marineav - September 28, 2009, 12:07 am, #122260
Yeah, they give women something to laugh at.


TIME LINCOLN - No one will catch Time Lincoln!


TAGS: time lincoln abe abraham athf aqua teen hunger force adult swim
Rating: 2.53/5

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spacedog - July 30, 2009, 2:40 pm, #102520
Must be a Girl Genius fan with that "spark" costume.


YOUR AIR FORCE CAREER... -


TAGS: f 16 airforce fail military
Rating: 4.32/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 18, 2012, 3:30 pm, #239239
...and your callsign just became "Plowboy".


CHICKS IN COMBAT -


TAGS: b 52 airforce stewardesses uniform satire
Rating: 4/5

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MasterCoolieo - July 28, 2012, 10:51 pm, #237819
serving up several thousand pounds of destruction so h**


G-FORCE - The REAL ones!


TAGS: g force gatchaman battle of the planets anime manga sentai superheroes superhero
Rating: 2.47/5

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Drenix - August 3, 2009, 1:34 pm, #104208
I though on this when I heard G-Force.


UNITED STATES AIR FORCE - We'll kill you at the funeral for those killed in last weeks airstrike


TAGS: air force
Rating: 2.43/5

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Derek - August 10, 2009, 7:06 am, #106706
Diplomacy that carries you name world-wide.


BUTTER-SCOTCH? - Ma'am I'm trained to go days without eating, but I won't last another second without one. Thank you.


TAGS: sniper ghillie suit survival speacial forces sas balcony
Rating: 3.36/5

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R.S.Jake - March 11, 2010, 4:27 pm, #163939
I just saw this! Very nice! I LOL'd.
agdaniele - October 18, 2009, 11:19 am, #127605
Perfect.


AIRFORCE - YEAH WE GOT THE BIG GUNS


TAGS: airforce big guns
Rating: 1.68/5

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Absoludicrous - September 7, 2008, 11:55 pm, #19564
f***ing AF and their belts... The blue doesn't look as ridiculous as the orange but they're all g**. I wonder what site he's at? I see DCU's.
Air Force Tony - August 7, 2008, 2:54 pm, #13033
And that was a perfect example of grammar from a Californian who suprisingly got an 87 on his ASVAB. its cuz i so learn good! haha. i figured i'd say it b4 sum1 else did.
Air Force Tony - August 7, 2008, 2:52 pm, #13032
Haha. It's a reflector belt. We have to were them during hours of darkness so cuz we wear camo and seem to blend in with the nice foliage and suburban housing that our Air Bases have. so sad... haha.
Mike Hunt - August 5, 2008, 8:49 am, #12662
I have a whole case of those obnoxious disco belts sitting right behind me. I share well.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 5, 2008, 8:47 am, #12660
I'd rather have a belt that turns into a light saber than two squirt guns.
Mike Hunt - August 5, 2008, 5:28 am, #12643
Yes MWLF, yes we do. Want one???
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 5, 2008, 2:34 am, #12619
I'm intrigued by the big jar above him called Muscle Milk. I only hope it's one of those bulking protein powders. And does everyone in the air force get a glowing blue light saber belt?
Mach 3 Bitch Slap - August 5, 2008, 1:51 am, #12615
Actually, the artillery is not a branch of the armed forces. HURRDURR.
doobie - July 23, 2008, 9:28 pm, #10871
actually artillery does.


SMOKE ANGELS - Courtesy of the US Air Force.


TAGS: air force fighter pilot jet missile vortex smoke angel
Rating: 3.31/5

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lesterinside - January 29, 2010, 8:47 pm, #155219
More Taxes to support US Airforce Artist a**ociation.


"500 TERAFLOPS HETEROGENEOUS CLUSTER" - The USAF Tried This With 2,000 360's. But Soon, The A.I. Commited Suicide When It Red-Ringed Itself.


TAGS: air force playstation 3 sad
Rating: 2.88/5

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culos - February 1, 2010, 8:01 am, #155524
Military Intelligence, isn't that kind of a contradiction in terms?
Sidereal - February 1, 2010, 7:41 am, #155521
American military intelligence, you would probably get away with using a couple of Atari 2600’s linked with string TBH


ROBBERS -




JUST LIKE A DROID -


TAGS: force trumps gat sword day would be incomplete without lightsabers
Rating: 4.13/5

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Bartimaeus - January 9, 2010, 6:27 pm, #151470
That kind of stuff is always good to hear. (read) One can't help but feel sorry for the droids, though. lol Swords pwn every modern weapon. I don't know why we keep making missiles.
Cubbybear - January 9, 2010, 6:19 pm, #151467
Roger Roger 5/5
aesop's folly - January 9, 2010, 10:15 am, #151334
nice, 5L
palmat - January 9, 2010, 6:48 am, #151326
great one B :>
Bartimaeus - January 9, 2010, 2:39 am, #151315
Thanks, guys. This is how you know droids aren't self-aware. If they were, they'd bust out runnin'.
spacedog - January 9, 2010, 2:34 am, #151314
Nice one Bart, 5 nervous looking droids.
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 1:48 am, #151309
Love it!!! 5L


STAR WARS FANS - wouldn't really want to be Luke Skywalker.




U.S. AIR FORCE - We have our priorities.


TAGS: air force
Rating: 2.95/5

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Dustin Marthington - August 6, 2008, 10:36 pm, #12951
gin n juice was better.
- - July 29, 2008, 6:39 am, #11642
lol true


SPECIAL FORCES - They mostly come at night. Mostly.


TAGS: special forces mh 53
Rating: 2.83/5

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Ed-Hyde - September 9, 2009, 8:23 am, #116195
Extra 5 for the Alien reference. Think that's where the line is from.


CARL - TONIGHT!


TAGS: adult swim aqua teen hunger force athf frylock meatwad master shake
Rating: 2.29/5

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Bartimaeus - October 24, 2009, 7:42 pm, #130392
Timmies! Where's my belt!? O, I'm wearing it! *yanks off belt* Tell me when the get close...I'll smack 'em!
CANADA - October 24, 2009, 7:39 pm, #130390
ELDER GOD TIMMY!
DreMagnum - October 24, 2009, 7:37 pm, #130387
epic timmy
Bartimaeus - October 24, 2009, 7:37 pm, #130386
Why? What's wrong with Jalford? Did he steal your legos?
DreMagnum - October 24, 2009, 7:30 pm, #130380
Jalford=1 lion
kayelemenohpee - October 24, 2009, 7:24 pm, #130379
that **** made my day hahhahah


U.S. AIR FORCE - Man... we've got it rough!


TAGS: air force
Rating: 1.77/5

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Remember the day -


TAGS: queen elizabeth force choke
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - April 30, 2015, 4:41 pm, #261005
Even the boss is not safe from the OCD of the relatives of the grammar Nazis!! LOL! 5 LOL lions for the poster by the way! This is EXACTLY why I enjoy the remarks as much as the posters! Thanks for fixin' it Boss!
motinet - April 29, 2015, 8:19 pm, #260989

Me :)
Greeny - April 29, 2015, 7:28 pm, #260988
Who approved this?
Silverheart - April 29, 2015, 6:16 pm, #260986
The title has been offset, biased to the right, since new poster generator was unveiled over 2 years ago. But kudos for your powers of observation RL.
Reality Lord - April 29, 2015, 5:51 pm, #260985

omg..not sure if troll gene or OCD kicked in....title not properly aligned to pic....must not bomb the boss. no no no no LOLOLOLOLOL


VISIONARY -


TAGS: combat dishes women fighting force thnx ag
Rating: 4.88/5

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concern3 - June 23, 2015, 4:54 am, #261737
nice
Reality Lord - September 20, 2010, 1:00 am, #194657

and speaking of mila jovavich i found a great p*** site with tons of her early stuff. well...i'm off to bed now...after a quick stop at my fav p*** site...olo
AdmiralAckbar - September 20, 2010, 12:48 am, #194656
ba dum dum ching
Claire - September 20, 2010, 12:47 am, #194655
Because she's dead?
AdmiralAckbar - September 20, 2010, 12:37 am, #194654
I don't know if the pilot does dishes but I know Brittany Murphy doesn't
Claire - September 20, 2010, 12:35 am, #194653
The pilot.
AdmiralAckbar - September 20, 2010, 12:33 am, #194652
the pilot or Brittany Murphy?
Claire - September 20, 2010, 12:33 am, #194651
Looks more like someone spliced Brittany Murphy and Mila Jovavich, or however her name is spelled.
Reality Lord - September 20, 2010, 12:31 am, #194650

does she do dishes?
AdmiralAckbar - September 20, 2010, 12:22 am, #194649
that looks like Brittany Murphy


Canadian Airforce -


TAGS: canada airforce fighters are expensive
Rating: 4.86/5

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maoworks2 - September 27, 2013, 7:52 am, #250089
Best Sound Of The Season. EH Where's The Beer 5 Maple L's .
MissPriss - September 26, 2013, 3:07 am, #250042
Yep and have you ever tried to clean up one of their bombs?


CUTTING EDGE -


TAGS: airforce air bomber stealth poland
Rating: 4.33/5

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440wakeup - May 21, 2011, 9:58 pm, #218874
flares to get rid of heat seekers...don't matter suprise b******, sammich, when you see it you'll shat bricks, this ph**o never gets old, its so arousing it should be on NSFW
Zook - February 23, 2011, 10:37 am, #212996
LOL 5L


FAITH - There are consequences to the lack of it


TAGS: vader force choke faith sith
Rating: 3.9/5

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EmilioDumphque - May 6, 2012, 10:56 pm, #234299
Threats can not make a believer.
falloutghoul - April 21, 2012, 11:21 am, #233634
I have yet to see them.
maoworks2 - April 20, 2012, 7:30 am, #233583
Believe Me It's True.
spypengen - April 19, 2012, 9:13 pm, #233569
yes
Lavinator - April 19, 2012, 6:00 pm, #233552
Indeed!


PRUDENCE - Never fly in the same cockpit with someone braver than you.




FLYING EAGLE - I can recognize the calls of practically every bird in North America.this one i don't know.


TAGS: eagle helicopter airforce hind
Rating: 3.64/5

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corneredbadger - July 6, 2010, 10:50 pm, #183513
you dont wanna hear the call of this one. it means your dead, or soon will be.
crankyhead - July 6, 2010, 5:49 pm, #183462
interesting paintjob for a Russian Helicopter. I like it though =)


MAGIC - the best alternative when the force just doesn't seem to work




ARMED CONFLICT -




AMERICAS FUTURE -




T.C.B. - Stormtrooper Elvis Takin' Care of Bounty Hunters




THE FORCE -


TAGS: the force jabba the hut on wheels
Rating: 3/5

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CANADA - November 19, 2009, 5:15 pm, #137876
LMAO! thats mean!


ARMED & DANGEROUS -


TAGS: usaf air force aircrew women armed dangerous c 130
Rating: 2.7/5

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know_it_all - March 15, 2010, 4:17 pm, #165015
mattress delivery? no wait dishwasher delivery, or is it an airborne sammich maker expo?
Cloudchaser - March 15, 2010, 12:25 am, #164885
Especially if it's an AC-130 gunship


FRENCH AIR FORCE - Viva la France!


TAGS: france air force french
Rating: 2.5/5

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poy - June 5, 2010, 5:54 pm, #179203
yes but you know french have fierté and with an image of an american who is sending a drone, it's just a fail
TheTrashHeap - June 4, 2010, 8:33 am, #178998
Calm down poy! This is a humor site n'est pas?
poy - June 4, 2010, 5:42 am, #178993
+ yes, all american aren't a**h*les but a lot of them are
poy - June 4, 2010, 5:40 am, #178992
viva is not an actual french word + we're not the only country to send drones + our weapons are FAMAS and the weapon of this man is an M16 or something like then I think he is not french = go f*** yourself and stop hating french peoples without any reason
BurpingJack - November 25, 2009, 2:50 pm, #139855
I apologize Bone. All Americans aren't a**holes.
BoneCD - November 14, 2009, 10:30 am, #136532
Enjoy...good talking to ya again.
TheTrashHeap - November 14, 2009, 10:27 am, #136531
well my pancakes are ready. but i will return soon. nice to hear from ya bone, things will soon be back to normal.
BoneCD - November 14, 2009, 10:24 am, #136530
LMAO...I hear ya Vern!
TheTrashHeap - November 14, 2009, 10:24 am, #136529
Cubbys back! i thought the feds got him!
TheTrashHeap - November 14, 2009, 10:23 am, #136528
better things to do)
BoneCD - November 14, 2009, 10:23 am, #136527
Oh, and Cubbybear is back!
TheTrashHeap - November 14, 2009, 10:23 am, #136526
well i helped moooooooooo move a few weeks ago. good thing he cant read cause i didn't wanna explain what an abattoir is. in a few weeks i should be able to arrange net service but till then i can only moti when my woman is over. (when i obviously have
BoneCD - November 14, 2009, 10:22 am, #136525
WTFO got banned, then unbanned...that was funny as hell. The rest has been the same old...
BoneCD - November 14, 2009, 10:20 am, #136524
Aggys now a mod, BoR set a record for fastest poster to HOF, LD and Wheels have been on a terror with great stuff and Ron & Sean are their pefect selves as always.
BoneCD - November 14, 2009, 10:15 am, #136523
Hell it's been fun! But, we kinda miss ya bud. What the hey's been going on with you big guy?
TheTrashHeap - November 14, 2009, 10:13 am, #136522
sometimes i am bone. my woman has wifi on her laptop so while she makes my breakfast i get to motifake! woohoo! so... what did i miss?
BoneCD - November 14, 2009, 10:06 am, #136519
Whhatz up Trash...you back on line?
TheTrashHeap - November 14, 2009, 10:03 am, #136517
or american, or military, or mexican.....
TheTrashHeap - November 14, 2009, 10:02 am, #136516
Thats right bone. mooooooo is pure canadian angus beef. and a real tnuc sometimes...especially if you're french.
BoneCD - November 14, 2009, 7:36 am, #136507
Unfortunately BurpingJack, Moooo+ is Canadian...
BurpingJack - November 14, 2009, 7:25 am, #136505
All Americans are a**holes! and you wonder why the world hates you!f*** your pets and get a life you jerks!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 14, 2009, 5:46 am, #136501
Come on Alexis......embrace the hatred for the French (Surrender....you know you can do it....it's in your blood)......It's not gonna end any time soon.
Alexis.Chu - November 14, 2009, 5:11 am, #136500
F*ck you first.
ICEMAN - November 13, 2009, 11:38 pm, #136401
Heh, heh, heh. f*** the French.


RUSSIAN SPECIAL FORCES - When exactly is this technique going to be needed?


TAGS: russian special forces
Rating: 2.35/5

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rodangol - March 3, 2012, 4:34 pm, #230568
yes, you must be able to handle your gun in any situation
kekeke - February 26, 2011, 7:58 pm, #213212
Naive American boys.
Pluto516 - August 3, 2010, 9:44 pm, #187618
The technique is used to shoot a bad guy in a crowd of people. Fall to your back and shoot upward through the bad guy.
Faceplant31 - August 2, 2010, 10:03 pm, #187525
I gotta say with as much vodka as they are accustomed to drinking lying on the floor must be second nature for these peeps.
agdaniele - August 2, 2010, 9:30 pm, #187511
Probably doesn't seem too useful on SOCOM, does it?


F22 RAPTOR REFUELING -


TAGS: flying air force f22
Rating: 4.71/5

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Derek - May 23, 2012, 8:24 pm, #235049
Swish ****pit! Sounds like good advice for the d***ed F-104 Starfighter.
Reality Lord - May 23, 2012, 7:21 am, #235005

aliens?


AIRMAN -


TAGS: airman submariner airforce
Rating: 4.38/5

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Airman - July 6, 2010, 4:13 pm, #183453
lol.. you scoundrel. funny, I would rather sit in a copters door with my feet out at 6000 feet, than jump into water where I can't see the bottom. I hate that feeling.


WIN YOU CANNOT - BIGGER THAN YOURS MINE IS




TRIFORCE - Is everywhere


TAGS: triforce
Rating: 3.91/5

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stygian616 - March 5, 2010, 3:58 pm, #161959
holsy **** amazing and i did tree V.V
Treehodger - January 9, 2010, 7:47 pm, #151489
I wonder how many people took out their wallets to check their money.
Porcelina - September 20, 2009, 9:24 am, #119996
heyyyohh
Whoreadsnames - September 20, 2009, 8:03 am, #119988
Proof that Zelda is the best game ever.


GRANDMA - AFTER THE ECONOMIC CRISIS SHE FOUND A NEW JOB. STRIKE FORCES SPOTTER.




TEAMWORK -


TAGS: teamwork u s air force thunderbirds
Rating: 3.48/5

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agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 9:10 pm, #124682
I love this one. Strong message. I remember watching the Thunderbirds since they were in T-38's.


GINYU FORCE - The weirdest Power Rangers you'll ever see




DARTH VADER - The force abides dude ...




DYSLEXIA -


TAGS: nazi special forces host club i have never watched this anime furor hitler japan kamikazi
Rating: 2.56/5

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Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 1:50 pm, #123595
apparently...
Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 1:43 pm, #123594
I know, but they're in those uniforms and the white is surrounded by red...It's a dead ringer for the Nazi flag. I thought it would be funny to place that picture with that caption...but things didn't go as planned.
Alexis.Chu - October 3, 2009, 12:46 pm, #123583
This kanji means "woman".


THE JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES IN IRAN - Seek to convert in a slightly more aggressive manner than in the United States




THE AIRFORCE - Guarding nuclear launch codes


TAGS: airforce nuclear guarding launch codes nuke air force us
Rating: 1.83/5

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Staff Sergeant - February 7, 2009, 5:29 am, #57538
and we are constantly out of regs with our facial hair...you are obviously sharp as a bowling ball
airman - September 12, 2008, 7:25 am, #20649
because we take nuke codes on civilian aircraft? ur a smart one....


-=* THE AIRFORCE *=- - You can rely on them to get you there by road if necessairy


TAGS: airforce by road rnr
Rating: 1.76/5

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JamesAmievil - February 1, 2011, 12:20 am, #211331
NOPE! all fail, its a big f*ckin airplane
lunchmeat5000 - August 13, 2009, 8:29 pm, #108054
C-5, no doubt. There's 4 of them stationed at the airport here. Air National Guard. Make on hell of a racket when they fly over the house.
AirForceVet - August 13, 2009, 1:38 am, #107820
Sorry Dude, but it's certainly a C-5. Travis Tail by the looks of it. Fuselage is too elongated (not circular as the C-17) and the T-Tail is "uppercase". C-17 has a little bump at the top.
LogicDude - April 23, 2009, 9:04 am, #74898
Oh wait! Did I nibble on the troll bait? Okay - okay - it's a Sopwith Camel, YEAH!!!
LogicDude - April 23, 2009, 9:02 am, #74897
Again....C-5 Galaxy. Check up on your identification skills!
me - April 23, 2009, 6:15 am, #74863
nope C-17 dude
LogicDude - October 10, 2008, 10:13 am, #26900
Mmmmmm FAIL. More like a C-5 Galaxy Booyah.
Booyah - October 10, 2008, 5:17 am, #26864
Mmmmm C17 globemaster


The Force -




Everyone run! -




Pants -




Trust -


TAGS: unquestioning belief is a phenomenal force
Rating: 4.64/5

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mariand - September 17, 2013, 3:09 am, #249735
yeah...I'm so weak


NORTH KOREAN AIR FORCE - Not quite as stealthy as we imagined.




CUTBACKS - promoting the initiative to improvise




HERMAN LI - Respect 'Cause he's fast


TAGS: music dragonforce guitar herman li
Rating: 2.92/5

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Hoagie - August 11, 2008, 11:25 am, #13693
Dethklok does tour,
Captain Douchebag - July 2, 2008, 10:40 am, #7906
Dethklok actually tours. Not -actually- them of course, but Brendan Small and whoever voices the other characters..Or something..They're a real band now, alright?
LIPCoelho - July 2, 2008, 5:01 am, #7885
Isn't Dethklok a virtual band? at least that's what I know of them
Captain Douchebag - July 1, 2008, 2:44 pm, #7792
Bad Roamer. 1/0 is not a spell...Aw, ****...
Roamer - July 1, 2008, 2:34 pm, #7788
Ladies and girly men with no lives, let this argument end now with one word Dethklok.... and if that fails, the I have a backup plan. but mark my words this will end. *casts 1/0*
mauser98k - July 1, 2008, 11:21 am, #7753
he's talented as all get out
LIPCoelho - June 23, 2008, 10:47 pm, #6802
2 words...Jimmy Hendrix (Buckethead is awesome too)
anon - June 17, 2008, 3:20 am, #6131
1 word....buckethead
l33T** - May 29, 2008, 1:02 pm, #4620
4 LIPCoelho: Respect 4D Motivator *plus* respect 4 herman li 4 Orsis: respect 4D beating 4 It's g**: STFU
/b/girl - May 29, 2008, 11:28 am, #4615
0rs1s w0n =3
DreadLord - May 29, 2008, 11:26 am, #4614
outch! someone was been really owned... respect Orsis (although you wrote fats instead of fast)
Orsis - May 29, 2008, 11:19 am, #4610
obviously you dont know this guy. obviously you dont like good, fats thenical stuff. obviously you cant play guitar, or at least, you cant play enoguh to know how hard it is to master the ***ping technic as he does. obviously you dont understand **** ab
Its gay - May 29, 2008, 10:56 am, #4602
This guy sucks... ***ping sucks... slides are for **** suckers...Power Metal is for BIG PUSSIES! f*** it, you guys eat ***k.
Orsis - May 29, 2008, 8:54 am, #4599
dude, do you even know what you're talking about? this guy is great with arpeggios and scales. regardless to say he rocks in ***pings and slides. Power Metal is about speed and epic sound. he delivers. try playing dragonforce in a real guitar (with 6 stri
Roamer - May 28, 2008, 11:41 pm, #4564
his speed is the only reason he's "good". Any real guitarist will probably say he sucks more than a prostitute working a Saturday night double shift.


DRAGONFORCE - They're fast


TAGS: dragonforce guitar music
Rating: 2.65/5

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kornaas - March 26, 2011, 1:26 pm, #215291
StudioForce :).
Orsis - May 2, 2009, 8:10 pm, #77181
i saw them play this week. they rocked. they didnt miss a note. they rock!
roflpants - January 7, 2009, 4:50 pm, #50162
Fast at s******. lawlz!!
NREEEOW - November 25, 2008, 7:13 pm, #39753
They're fast, whether or not they're faking it, but that doesn't make their music good.
Lump - September 29, 2008, 10:14 am, #24152
Orsis, see them live, they can't play their solos either
mR.Me - September 22, 2008, 9:49 pm, #22575
not as fast as John Petrucci or Paul Gilbert
Anonymous - August 8, 2008, 3:32 am, #13169
Great band, kill the vocalist
RnR - August 1, 2008, 6:45 am, #12182
hmm.. makes me think of the *** Pistols, and Sigue Sigue Sputnik
Dude - August 1, 2008, 4:09 am, #12153
Dragon force proves you don't need to be able to sing good or no how to play insturments that people will still be over you like brown on non racist rice.
LIPCoelho - June 23, 2008, 10:49 pm, #6803
yeah right.. like every regular guy plays dragonforce, that and write correctly in english. i only now that Dragonforce is one of the most requested bands for technic games and **** (GH3, for example)
anon - June 22, 2008, 9:12 pm, #6695
if i wanted to play a mess of triads then yes i would. they suck. big time.
Orsis - June 18, 2008, 8:20 pm, #6275
Try playing their solos
anonymous - June 17, 2008, 12:51 am, #6100
ya at playinga keyboard and strumming the same 3 notes over and over....


GANGSTA LEAN - Matters more to some than others


TAGS: airforce gangsta lean
Rating: 1.81/5

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Bdelurey - January 30, 2012, 9:40 pm, #228504
F117A.... somebody got non. rec.ed for promotion
ProfessorMohawk - July 30, 2011, 9:42 am, #222167
oh, not good


THE US AIRFORCE - The people we count on to keep our skies safe...




FORCED WATER LANDING - The Pilots of US Airways Flight 1549 Did It Right!




JOHN CLEESE - He's sensing a disturbance in the force


TAGS: john cleese monty python force star wars
Rating: 2.77/5


GREETINGS FROM DEGOBAH -


TAGS: greeting force star wars yoda jedy
Rating: 2.43/5

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Joseph DeMartino Jr. - November 10, 2010, 11:27 pm, #202314
Yoda is santa? that explanes everything! lol
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 30, 2008, 1:36 am, #17736
good one!
Dave - August 30, 2008, 1:18 am, #17731
Swamp on Degobah there was. Ice on h**h also there was.


THE FORCE -


TAGS: force dojo
Rating: 2.21/5

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DRAGONFORCE - The most "love it or hate it" band known to man.


TAGS: power metal dragonforce dragon herman li music videogames
Rating: 2.05/5

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dude - April 14, 2009, 3:59 pm, #72953
dont care what these dudes say. love it
Porcelina - December 1, 2008, 2:12 pm, #41123
ahahaha. These comments pwn
Schifty - December 1, 2008, 1:54 pm, #41116
true..so true..
Lump - November 18, 2008, 10:24 am, #37327
ever see them play live? DragonFail
Moar - November 6, 2008, 3:55 pm, #34094
Hate. "Hey look at us! We can play really really really fast!" Its like thrash metal for a whole new generation of fags. Thanks Guitar Hero (Rock Band too) for ruining all music as we know it!


Yoda Squirrel -




jedi training -


TAGS: jedi force
Rating: 4.5/5

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GaryO - December 31, 2013, 10:12 pm, #251819
Not a bad poster, Demon, but that kid is gonna put one helluva lot of english on that ball. I know. I play.


US Military Might -




ADVENTURE -


TAGS: jedi force
Rating: 4.39/5

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spacedog - March 18, 2011, 6:49 pm, #214607
Chew or chew not. There is no diet.
agdaniele - March 17, 2011, 11:14 pm, #214559
Must not be the low-fat midichlorians.


MK/B-53 DISMANTLED -


TAGS: thermonuclear airforce
Rating: 4.38/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2011, 5:22 pm, #226173
We wouldn't buy it...It's too small to drink Whiskey out of.
maoworks2 - November 26, 2011, 2:33 pm, #226172
Sell It To Canada
MPsniper - October 26, 2011, 6:07 pm, #225367
in a word...."yes". this weapon left active service in 1997.
CloudchaserS - October 26, 2011, 10:27 am, #225357
Question. Just why did we and the CCCP create such ridiculously powerful bombs to start with? Was it to make up for 1960's technology not being able to put bombs precisely on target?


CHEMISTRY - they gots it




POWER -


TAGS: force power alone be you
Rating: 4.33/5

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5150monkeylove - December 6, 2010, 1:24 pm, #205735
had to put "yodaspeak" in tags. Surprisingly, it fit
Reality Lord - December 6, 2010, 1:21 pm, #205734

how is that a downside?...lol. 5L strongly


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